From the recording Perfect Smile
Lyrics
ANY GIVEN DAY
Jesus loves me
This is true
It’s here in black and white
I’m incorporated too
Yes, there’s a show tonight
He hasn’t told me
How he feels about you
But I tell you
What I’m gonna do for you
On any given day the lord has made
I’ll be televising my crusade
And all the little children
Sing their praises for you
Blessed are the meek and feeble
Hard up for self-respect
Blessed are my five accountants
Processing the checks
He hasn’t told me
How he feels about you
But I tell you
What I’m gonna do for you
On any given day the lord has made
I’ll be advertising my charade
And all the little children
Sing their praises for you
On any given day
He hasn’t told me
How he feels about you
On any given day the lord has made
I’ll be advertising millions saved
And all the little children
Sing their praises for you
On any given day the lord has made
I’ll be merchandising my crusade
Even Christian soldiers
Gotta get paid too
On any given day